Morality Debaters Gifts

'Call me old-fashioned but I think the whole angry, bitter divorce thing should be between a man and a woman.'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Man milks a book.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

'The idea of being cloned with a human being appals me..!'