Morality Debaters Gifts

'Call me old-fashioned but I think the whole angry, bitter divorce thing should be between a man and a woman.'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

Plant Parenthood...

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Memory Content is King

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

"This'll show the Theology Department."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Man milks a book.

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'The idea of being cloned with a human being appals me..!'

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

Foreign policy

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."