Privilege Appreciator Gifts

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"I speak Latin, you know."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"I give and I give but all they see is take."

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

"The good news is that you'll be immortalized in a world-famous painting. The bad news...your face is stuck like that for life!"

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

'NO, you cannot borrow Grandpa's bus pass!'

"That was Albert. He was at a demonstration against global warming and now he's in the hospital with frostbite."

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

"Nice touch, Jenkins. I like a man who salutes."

Maybe we never actually do anything because we keep calling for a show of hands.

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."

'It's for Pookie.'

"We met online."

"I'm ot saying you're fired Ed, but I'm also not saying where I hid your desk."

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

Celebrate National Junk Food Day by 'Going Large'.

'This restaurant is great They always keep my water glass full,'

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

Scenic Route.

'You're not a quitter... so I'm firing you.'