Indulgence Appreciator Gifts

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

"This is serious butter pecan!"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Celebrate National Junk Food Day by 'Going Large'.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

A Macaroni in 1772

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Secretive Weigh In.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Make your resolutions achievable.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Silver Fox

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

"We're out of empanadas!"

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Bangers and Mash

Greedy child