Indulgence Enthusiast Gifts

"Man, I am stuffed."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Sure I eat three desserts but each trip I put only one dessert on my plate. That way I walk off the calories.'

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

"I'm one of those fortunate people that can ear what they like."

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"I found this fabulous new shop."

"They were not the tastiest mints the swine had eaten, but they kept casting them before him, so he kept on eating them."

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Fill her up.'

Patisserie: He'll never know.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Easy Come, Easy Go: Big Splenders Club.

'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'

Pasta, Cookies, Antacids.

"Why is living my best life so fattening?"

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"Keep it open."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"I shouldn't, but I'm going to have the garbage."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Chocs away.

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."