Indulgence Lover Gifts

Any time is cake o'clock

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Chocs away.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

A giant glass of red wine

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Dessert

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

'Please take this away from me.'

"Wine not?"

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

Bangers and Mash

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'