Indulgent Food Lover Gifts

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

'Your French dip, sir.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

A man and baby wearing bibs

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'Therapy?'

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"George often brings his work home with him."

"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight."