Foodie Indulger Gifts

Jerry is reincarnated as a day-old, very weak cup of vending-machine cappuccino.

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Kitchen Kapers

Important Food Groups

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Benihana style of cooking.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

The Streets - Night

Pasta

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Burnt or Raw?

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."