Food Indulgence Gifts

'Have you noticed that when you're on a diet the food you cheat with tastes so much better.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Chocs away.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

A giant glass of red wine

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

Dessert

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Wine not?"

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Bangers and Mash

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"I found this fabulous new shop."

"He's really healthy, except for the grilled cheese."