Indulgent Lifestyle Enthusiast Gifts

'Maybe I'll die earlier because I drink, smoke and eat too much. But at least, I'll die happily!'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Make your resolutions achievable.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Champagne Charlie.

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

Dessert

'New money or old money?'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Bangers and Mash

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

"We shouldn't have sugar, wine, beer, cake...we may not live longer but it sure will feel as if we do!"