Indulgent Lifestyle Enthusiast Mugs

'Maybe I'll die earlier because I drink, smoke and eat too much. But at least, I'll die happily!'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Make your resolutions achievable.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

Champagne Charlie.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

Dessert

'New money or old money?'

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

Bangers and Mash

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

"He's really healthy, except for the grilled cheese."