"Table for a retirement part of one, please."
Self-indulgence Lover Gifts
Are you shopping for someone who believes in treating themselves to the best? Our collection for self-indulgence lovers features playful, memorable items that embrace their love for luxury and leisure. From humorous mugs to cozy pillows, find gifts that speak to their desire to savor every moment. Perfect for those who prioritize self-care and enjoy a touch of fun in their personal space.
'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'
"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"
'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'
'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'
"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"
"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"
"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."
Make your resolutions achievable.
'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'
Chocs away.
Woman thinking about luxuries.
"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."
"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"
A giant glass of red wine
"Gucci Firenze 1921"
In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate
Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.
It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!
"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."
"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."
"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."
'Please take this away from me.'
"Wine not?"
"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."
"It's my day off."
'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'
'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'
'I've decided to give up giving up!'
'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'
A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station
Greedy child
Robert Morley
"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."
"What do you have that justifies its calories?"
Self-indulgence Lover Gifts Collection
Self-indulgence Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the self-indulgence lover—perfect for enjoying a luxurious coffee break or a witty reminder to pamper yourself.
Self-indulgence Lover Pillows
Add a cozy, humorous touch to their space with pillows made for self-indulgence lovers who cherish comfort and fun.
Self-indulgence Lover Prints
Check out our art prints that celebrate the joy of self-care and indulgence—perfect for decorating a space that appreciates life's luxuries.
Self-indulgence Lover T-Shirts
Discover playful t-shirts that speak to the self-indulgence fan—wear your love of leisure and luxury with pride.