Self-indulgence Aficionado Gifts

"When the President said each of us should ask 'What can I do for myself?' - Well, I just hopped in a cab and went right over to Saks."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Make your resolutions achievable.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

Building a gingerbread house

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!

'Please take this away from me.'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"I found this fabulous new shop."

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

"How do you want your slice - with or without a ballerina?"

"I tasted them all to make sure they're good."

Fine candies: Healthy eating is our no. '6' concern.

'You're lucky she didn't press charges. Never touch a woman eating ice cream.'

Easy Come, Easy Go: Big Splenders Club.

Pasta, Cookies, Antacids.

"Why is living my best life so fattening?"

'. . .fault that we've sold out of your favourite fruit cake!'

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"