Self-indulgence Enthusiast Gifts

"I probably shouldn't eat the whole thing... it is a pandemic!"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Make your resolutions achievable.

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

'Please take this away from me.'

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

Greedy child

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

"It's my day off."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"I found this fabulous new shop."

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

"Mmmm..choclates thank you Nigel, I just love chocolates"

The Food of Shame.

Narcissus