Self-indulgence Enthusiast Gifts

"I probably shouldn't eat the whole thing... it is a pandemic!"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Make your resolutions achievable.

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

'Please take this away from me.'

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

Greedy child

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

"It's my day off."

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

"I found this fabulous new shop."

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

The Food of Shame.

Narcissus

"Mmmm..choclates thank you Nigel, I just love chocolates"