"The computer appears to have matched you up with yourself Mr Narcissus"
Self-love Aficionado Gifts
Looking for ways to indulge your passion for self-love? Our collection offers humorous and heartfelt products designed to uplift and empower anyone embracing their unique self. Perfect for personal motivation or gifting a fellow enthusiast, these items combine wit, warmth, and a touch of fun. Show yourself or someone special that self-care starts from within and deserves celebration every day.
"I'd like to talk more, but my head is so much up my own ass right now!"
Self help acupuncture
"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."
Spa
Woman pouring perfume into her bath.
Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.
Dating is so expensive...
"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."
New Twenty Blades
'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'
' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'
Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.
"You try staying this this after giving birth two million times."
'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'
"Does this make me think I look good?"
"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"
Me when by BDD shows up
'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'
'Someone stole my identity, didn't like it and sent it back.'
Who says you're pasture prime?
The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!
"You complete me."
"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."
Narcissus' Cat.
Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!
"Gracie, can you make me soar?"
Sorry, the beard is at an awkward stage
"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"
'And with this model we'll throw in free a self-basting attachment!'
"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day."
"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."
"There's the bell for respite. . . I mean, recess."
"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."
Spa day
Self-love Aficionado Gifts Collection
Self-love Aficionado Mugs
Discover more uplifting self-love mugs that bring positivity and humor to your morning routine.
Self-love Aficionado Pillows
Find the perfect self-love pillows that add comfort and inspiration to your cozy corners.
Self-love Aficionado Prints
Inspire your space with artwork and prints that celebrate self-acceptance and personal growth.
Self-love Aficionado T-Shirts
Explore our collection of self-love t-shirts designed to boost confidence and showcase your empowering message in style.