Ironical Indulgence Seeker Gifts

'He's conscientious about most of his religious duties, but he's slow to fast.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

Chocs away.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

A giant glass of red wine

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!

"Wine not?"

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Greedy child

"It's my day off."

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'