Guilt-free Indulgence Seeker Gifts

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Make your resolutions achievable.

Chocs away.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Woah - random!"

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

Greedy child

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"It's my day off."

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

The four major food groups.

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"Sure, organic free-range poultry is more expensive, but consider all the guilt you're saving."

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."