Guilt-free Indulgence Seeker Pillows

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Make your resolutions achievable.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Chocs away.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Woah - random!"

It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

Greedy child

"It's my day off."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

The four major food groups.

Meat Department

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

The Food of Shame.