Guilt-free Indulgence Pillows

Chocs away.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

A giant glass of red wine

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

Environmental Conscience

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

"Wine not?"

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

Robert Morley

"It's my day off."

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

The four major food groups.

Meat Department

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'