Self-indulgence Lover Pillows

"Table for a retirement part of one, please."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Chocs away.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

A giant glass of red wine

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

'Please take this away from me.'

"Wine not?"

"It's my day off."

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

Greedy child

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'