Indulgence Lovers Pillows

'Sex, drugs, rock & roll and fattening foods.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Chocs away.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

A giant glass of red wine

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

Dessert

It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Wine not?"

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

Bangers and Mash