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'Sex, drugs, rock & roll and fattening foods.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Chocs away.

A giant glass of red wine

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

Dessert

It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Wine not?"

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

Bangers and Mash