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Fine candies: Healthy eating is our no. '6' concern.

The Recline & Fall of Western Civilization.

'I'm afraid medical science really doesn't know very much about 'the munchies.''

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"...And a 'Death by Chocolate' for Madame..."

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"Someone told me that it might be 'World stuff your face full of chocolate day'."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Chocs away.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

A giant glass of red wine

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

'Please take this away from me.'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."