Overindulgence Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Wow - good job!"

Gluttony, Inc.

'Things are beginning to pick up...But there won't be a rerun of the excesses of the past...'

'Please take this away from me.'

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Chocs away.

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

A giant glass of red wine

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"And what would you like to regret later?"

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Wine not?"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

"I found this fabulous new shop."