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"And what would you like to regret later?"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

Dessert

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

'Please take this away from me.'

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

'You get the essentials - I'll deal with the luxuries.'

'Just let it go, kid... You knew this line of work has its risks.'

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she's leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

'Have you noticed that when you're on a diet the food you cheat with tastes so much better.'

"Wow - good job!"

"When the President said each of us should ask 'What can I do for myself?' - Well, I just hopped in a cab and went right over to Saks."

'Do you have something that's good for you, but tastes like it's bad for you?'

"Where do you draw the line?"

'Things are beginning to pick up...But there won't be a rerun of the excesses of the past...'

Gluttony, Inc.

Things you'll never hear me say.

'I'm new in town, and looking for a what-the-hell-you-only-live-once doctor...'

"How come mom never fixes cake and ice cream for breakfast like you do, Dad?"

Man Eater

Plenty Of Fiesta Wear, But No Fiesta

'Do you have a diet plan that allows me to eat turkey, stuffing, sweet potatoes and pumpkin pie?'

'You're not going to eat that alone are you?'

"I probably shouldn't eat the whole thing... it is a pandemic!"

I'd like the double mocha caramel eggnog latte with nutmeg and holiday sprinkles

'It's white! It's red! It's dry! It's sweet! It's still! It's sparkling! It goes well with everything!'

Obese family going into ' Pud you like ' establishment.