Indulgent Foodie T-Shirts

'Do you have something that's good for you, but tastes like it's bad for you?'

"How come mom never fixes cake and ice cream for breakfast like you do, Dad?"

'I'm new in town, and looking for a what-the-hell-you-only-live-once doctor...'

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"

Dessert

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Make your resolutions achievable.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'Therapy?'

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

'Compliments to the chef from tables eight and nine, raves from bables twelve and fourteen, and proposals of marriage from tables seventeen, eighteen and nineteen.'

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Bangers and Mash

'What I like about these diet pills is that they're chocolate covered.'

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

"We shouldn't have sugar, wine, beer, cake...we may not live longer but it sure will feel as if we do!"

"I found this fabulous new shop."

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

"He's really healthy, except for the grilled cheese."

Fine candies: Healthy eating is our no. '6' concern.

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

Easy Come, Easy Go: Big Splenders Club.

Pasta, Cookies, Antacids.

"Why is living my best life so fattening?"

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she's leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.