Indulgent Eater T-Shirts

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"He's really healthy, except for the grilled cheese."

Easter chocolate

Bangers and Mash

Fantasy Diet League

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Chocs away.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

A giant glass of red wine

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

Dessert

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Wine not?"

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

Robert Morley

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'