Culinary Indulgent T-Shirts

Obese family going into ' Pud you like ' establishment.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Chocs away.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

A giant glass of red wine

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

'Therapy?'

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"And what would you like to regret later?"

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

Dessert

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Wine not?"

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Bangers and Mash

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"I found this fabulous new shop."

"He's really healthy, except for the grilled cheese."