Culinary Indulgences T-Shirts

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she's leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Chocs away.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

A giant glass of red wine

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"And what would you like to regret later?"

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

Dessert

'Red for me, please.'

"Wine not?"

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Bangers and Mash

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

"I found this fabulous new shop."