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'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

Fine candies: Healthy eating is our no. '6' concern.

"Wine not?"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"...And a 'Death by Chocolate' for Madame..."

'The invention of the decade? The person who invented low fat chocolate!'

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

Louche Leg. A disease of convenience and luxury.

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"

Chocs away.

A giant glass of red wine

"Yippee. . . no more dieting!"

"I don't know the MEANING of the words 'too much chocolate'."

"It's called Devil's Food Cake because each slice contains 1000 calories!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"I knew I didn't need the Death by Chocolate."

A balanced diet is a chocolate bar in each hand!

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Phil does like to cover himself in glory. Knickerbocker Glory.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I'm one of those fortunate people that can ear what they like."

'What Chocolate?'

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

Lick like no one is watching!

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"Do I love myself or is it lust?"

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

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