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'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Chocs away.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

A giant glass of red wine

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"And what would you like to regret later?"

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'Please take this away from me.'

"Wine not?"

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

Bangers and Mash