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Devils and Angels

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Secretive Weigh In.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Chocs away.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

A giant glass of red wine

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

'Please take this away from me.'

"Wine not?"

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Robert Morley

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'