Indulgence Introspectives T-Shirts

The age old dilemma: fry it or diet?

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Secretive Weigh In.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Chocs away.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

A giant glass of red wine

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

'Please take this away from me.'

"Wine not?"

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Robert Morley

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"I found this fabulous new shop."

"A minute on the lips"