Indulgence Analyst T-Shirts

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

Any time is cake o'clock

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Secretive Weigh In.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Chocs away.

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

A giant glass of red wine

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

'Please take this away from me.'

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

"Wine not?"

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!