Indulgence Strategist T-Shirts

'I'll have the tuna-fish salad but I want you to bring me sausage, egg, bacon, beans and chips by mistake.'

Any time is cake o'clock

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Chocs away.

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

A giant glass of red wine

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

'Please take this away from me.'

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Wine not?"

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'