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If you're bothered by the guilt, I can put two scoops of real butter pecan ice cream in one of our Lo-Cal Fat-Free cups.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Secretive Weigh In.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Chocs away.

A giant glass of red wine

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Wine not?"

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

Bangers and Mash