Indulgence Inspector T-Shirts

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

Secretive Weigh In.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Chocs away.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

A giant glass of red wine

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Wine not?"

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

Greedy child

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"