Indulgence Apologist T-Shirts

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

Any time is cake o'clock

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Secretive Weigh In.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Chocs away.

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Woman thinking about luxuries.

A giant glass of red wine

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

'Please take this away from me.'

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Wine not?"

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

Dieting is for losers.

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

Greedy child

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'