Indulgence Apologist Pillows

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

Any time is cake o'clock

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Secretive Weigh In.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Chocs away.

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

A giant glass of red wine

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

'Please take this away from me.'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Wine not?"

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

Robert Morley

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'