Master Of Indulgence T-Shirts

"...you've spoiled him with that Treehouse"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Chocs away.

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

A giant glass of red wine

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

'Please take this away from me.'

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

"Wine not?"

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"It's my day off."

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'