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"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

Anton Bruckner.

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"That guy is incredible! He's coaxed the fish to invest 20,000 bucks...in catfood stocks!"

"Actually I was hoping you'd change his mind with the strength of your arguments and your innate erudition."

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

"Uh, it's the funniest thing honey... None of my power tools seem to work! I guess those projects will have to wait..."

Vincenzo Bellini

'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'

"All those close-up magic classes don't seem so 'worthless' on day 190 of quarantine, do they."

Esa-Pekka Salonen

'I hate making you feel guilty, but I've had great success with it in the past.'

Arturo Toscanini.

"...you've spoiled him with that Treehouse"

'Well written speech, guys...earnest, yet glib.'

Mostly Mozart

'We're cutting staff - I'll keep your details on our file.'

'When he shifts gears... it's always into park.'

"But this time we’ll get billionaires to think it’s their idea to pay more taxes."

'And here to tell us good times are here again, even though we're not so sure, is a spin doctor.'

'He took a pass and disappeared?'

"He spends all day sitting, so the last thing he wants to do when he comes home is do anything else."