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Max supplements his income by working as a shill for a plastic surgeon.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

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Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

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'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Thank you, Nathaniel. I think you, too, are a very scary young lawyer."

'It's my assistant - fishing for compliments.'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

'I found it to be the kind of book that once you put it down you never want to pick it up again.'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

'You dance like my mother.'

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'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

"Not to blow my own horn, but the ad for my book in the 'Times' called it 'extraordinary'."

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'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

"Your eyes are like limpid pools. Allergies hitting you pretty bad, huh?"

Complimentary nuts: 'You may well be the most handsome, virile chap in the room tonight.'

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

'It was very good.'

Frank Hires a Relationship Coach.

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

'I thanked my teacher for teaching me so well, and she fainted.'

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

"I was I had a house like yours so I could do something nice with it."

Your radio show this week was incredible. Buzz off. Who cares what you think? It was angry, vitriolic, sarcastic, mean-spirited, pessimistic. Do you mean that? You really were listening? I'm not giving a compliment. You're less horrifyingly objectionable than usual.