Master Of Flattery T-Shirts

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'I just want you to know, sir, that I have always been a big fan of your income.'

"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."

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"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

"I think she likes me - she says I'm beyond being and nothingness!"

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

"Ever since I got married women find me attractive."

"Your Honor, has anyone ever told you what a wry, sensuous mouth you have?"

Ask Sadie. And now a real letter from an actual reader. Dear Sadie, You are infinitely wise and stately. You are a mix of Princess Di, Clint Eastwood, Einstein, and Michelle Obama. I, on the other hand, am such a loser. Do you have any advice? Signed, Rudy Park. Where to begin? I did not. The media does as it pleases.

'What do you like about me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

'What a beautiful baby.'

"You make physical therapy for my back so much fun!"

Man flattered into buying by a frenchwoman

'My backhanded compliments to the chef.'

'Do you get your good looks from your mother or your father?'

"This one will work for a minute, then jag viciously to the left, rotate 360 degrees, then only move sideways!"

'Nice tie, Dalymple! I want to you to order ones for all my yes men!'

I don't get it. Get what? This bill. Ir's for your premium membership. In the past year, you've met 59 women in my cafe. You winked at all of them, spoke to 52, went home with 39, and dated 12. Nice try. But real life is not Match.com. That'll be $49.95.

Lady flattering an amateur man of the arts

Naughty at 40!

Greg and Lee were having hours of fun with their photo copier breakdown remote control.

"I survived this long by telling all the young toms that a farmer will bring an ax to cut the fence down and set free the first turkey he sees."

"Haven't I visited your web page before?"

Oh, you shouldn't have. Shouldn't have what? Really, it's just too much. So thoughtful. Very kind. I have no idea what you're talking about. But I hope you're being sarcastic. Because I'm going to be really upset if you're genuinely accusing me of being thoughtful and kind. How could you forget, you cheap and callous bottom feeder? That's better. Now, what are you talking about?

"Do you have to leave the flap up every time you go to the toilet."

"Shall I paint you less old and wrinkly?"

"Oh, that's my cousin, Trevor... He's always had this animal magnetism..."

"I am concerned that the students may feel they can improve their grades by sucking up to you."

"I take the fun out of everything. What do you do?"

'Before I sum up, Your Honor, I'd just like to say that you're beautiful when you're mad.'

"I'm gonna need to see some ID, girls."