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"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Lady flattering an amateur man of the arts

Man flattered into buying by a frenchwoman

'This book is dedicated to my beautiful wife. She is highly intelligent, gifted, caring and perfect in every way. I could not live without her. She also writes my book dedications.'

"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

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"Stupid – yet irresistible."

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

Corporate Darwinism

Boardroom sacrifice - 'Then we agree - the shareholders don't have to know what transpired here today.'

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

Love in Boom

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

'I just want you to know, sir, that I have always been a big fan of your income.'

'Another martini please.'

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

'Better watch out for him...he's a real charmer.'

'You dance like my mother.'

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