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"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Lady flattering an amateur man of the arts

Man flattered into buying by a frenchwoman

'This book is dedicated to my beautiful wife. She is highly intelligent, gifted, caring and perfect in every way. I could not live without her. She also writes my book dedications.'

"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

Boardroom sacrifice - 'Then we agree - the shareholders don't have to know what transpired here today.'

Corporate Darwinism

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

Love in Boom

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

'I just want you to know, sir, that I have always been a big fan of your income.'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'Another martini please.'

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

Fresh Lobster

Sexy Slot Machine

"This next work was written at the height of romanticism - in fact it would help if the attractive lady in row 3 were to join me on the stool."