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'Before I sum up, Your Honor, I'd just like to say that you're beautiful when you're mad.'

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'Who's the new guy?'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

Tongue in the ear...

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

Love in Boom

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

'I just want you to know, sir, that I have always been a big fan of your income.'

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

'Another martini please.'

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Bentley, I don't care if you are my heir apparent. Stop peeking in here fifty times a day!"