Flattery T-Shirts

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

"Your Honor, has anyone ever told you what a wry, sensuous mouth you have?"

"Hey ladies...you're looking super nice... Is that a new outfit? Foxy!"

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Why we need poetry. . .

"Call me?"

I only have eyes for you

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

You are my sunshine!

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Barman In Love.

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'I think I've scored.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."