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'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

"I'm gonna need to see some ID, girls."

'I just want you to know, sir, that I have always been a big fan of your income.'

'Nice tie, Dalymple! I want to you to order ones for all my yes men!'

"You're in luck. Today I'm just fishing for compliments."

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

"Shall I paint you less old and wrinkly?"

"You fine young ladies wouldn't have spare change? I ran out of a gas."

"Have I told you how absolutely lovely you look today?"

"I am concerned that the students may feel they can improve their grades by sucking up to you."

'What a beautiful baby.'

What effect does it have on you when I tell you your eyes are like limpid pools? It makes me have to go to the bathroom.

'Before I sum up, Your Honor, I'd just like to say that you're beautiful when you're mad.'

Artist creates 'Absurdly flattering caricatures' for £10.

Rudy, do you have a sec to chat? Did you just call me Rudy? It seems I did. You didn't call me geek, or loser, or knucklehead. You want something. You need a favor, don't you? You're kissing up to me! This is going to be very painful. I answer only to computer king love stud.

Your question marks are like limpid pools.

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

You are my sunshine!

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Shuck me.'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

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'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'Silent type, eh?'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'