Master Of Flattery Pillows

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'I just want you to know, sir, that I have always been a big fan of your income.'

"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."

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"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

"I think she likes me - she says I'm beyond being and nothingness!"

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

"Ever since I got married women find me attractive."

'What do you like about me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

'What a beautiful baby.'

"You make physical therapy for my back so much fun!"

"Your Honor, has anyone ever told you what a wry, sensuous mouth you have?"

Man flattered into buying by a frenchwoman

'My backhanded compliments to the chef.'

'Do you get your good looks from your mother or your father?'

Lady flattering an amateur man of the arts

Naughty at 40!

'Nice tie, Dalymple! I want to you to order ones for all my yes men!'

"This one will work for a minute, then jag viciously to the left, rotate 360 degrees, then only move sideways!"

"Do you have to leave the flap up every time you go to the toilet."

"I am concerned that the students may feel they can improve their grades by sucking up to you."

"Oh, that's my cousin, Trevor... He's always had this animal magnetism..."

"Haven't I visited your web page before?"

"I take the fun out of everything. What do you do?"

'Before I sum up, Your Honor, I'd just like to say that you're beautiful when you're mad.'

"I'm gonna need to see some ID, girls."

Max supplements his income by working as a shill for a plastic surgeon.