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My, what a stylish cardigan you're wearing Mr. Werner! - Suck-Up School

"Call me?"

'Your place or mine?'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"The etchings are in the library."

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'I just want you to know, sir, that I have always been a big fan of your income.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

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'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"It's the drink talking"

"Here's a guy who has women falling over him."

A Discreet Hint.

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

'Easy Chair.'

Social butterfly

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

'Are they your come to bed eyes or put the rubbish bin out eyes?'

Jerry realized he had been flirting with Gina's wrong end for the past hour.

'No... you first.'

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

"Oh yeah...she wants me."

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."