Flattery Expert Gifts

My, what a stylish cardigan you're wearing Mr. Werner! - Suck-Up School

"Call me?"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

"The etchings are in the library."

'I just want you to know, sir, that I have always been a big fan of your income.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

A Discreet Hint.

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

"Here's a guy who has women falling over him."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"It's the drink talking"

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

Social butterfly

'Easy Chair.'

'No... you first.'

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

Jerry realized he had been flirting with Gina's wrong end for the past hour.

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

"Oh yeah...she wants me."

'Are they your come to bed eyes or put the rubbish bin out eyes?'

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

'I couldn't resist his pickup line. He said he had a job.'