Flattery Fanatic Gifts

Ask Sadie. And now a real letter from an actual reader. Dear Sadie, You are infinitely wise and stately. You are a mix of Princess Di, Clint Eastwood, Einstein, and Michelle Obama. I, on the other hand, am such a loser. Do you have any advice? Signed, Rudy Park. Where to begin? I did not. The media does as it pleases.

I only have eyes for you

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'I just want you to know, sir, that I have always been a big fan of your income.'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

'Is it okay if I'm represented by counsel on open-school night?'

"The catch of the day, madame, is me!"

'I love it when you oink dirty to me...'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

"It seems I'm having some credibility issues."

Love

Celebrity Books.

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

Ginger was born to dance.

George Michael In The Toilet.

Photographs of Neville gave gals an itch they found difficult to scratch.

Man flattered into buying by a frenchwoman

"Your Honor, has anyone ever told you what a wry, sensuous mouth you have?"

Has anyone ever told you you're beautiful when you adjudicate?

'What a beautiful baby.'

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

"It's to stop Americans getting in if Trump's elected."

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

1998: A Look Back - January & February

An old lady complementing a curate on his speaking skills